A TRAITOR
?
I
WANT TO TELL YOU I’M A TRAITOR. NOT THE KIND THAT SWAPS ONE
THING FOR ANOTHER BUT ONE THAT IS DISLOYAL. BUT IT’S ONLY ONCE
A YEAR AND BESIDES IT’S THEIR FAULT. I WOULDN’T BE A TRAITOR
IF ONLY … OK SO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU NEVER DO WHEN I START IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY. SO LET ME
GO BACK AND START AT THE BEGINNING.
JOHNNIE AND I LIKE ICE CREAM. THE ONLY BRAND OF ICE CREAM I
WILL EAT IS BLUE BELL.
I
HAVE EATEN BLUE BELL ICE CREAM SINCE BEFORE THEY RAN THAT
COMMERCIAL ON TV WITH THE COW SINGING AND THE LITTLE GIRL
RUNNING THROUGH THE FIELD OF FLOWERS. I JUST WON’T HAVE ANY
OTHER BRAND IN THE HOUSE.
OH, THERE WAS ONE TIME WE HAD ANOTHER BRAND IN THE HOUSE. OUR
GRAND DAUGHTER, AMANDA WAS COMING TO VISIT WITH HER TWO KIDS
(OUR GREAT GRANDKIDS) AND SHE STOPPED AT SOME STORE THAT
DIDN’T HAVE BLUE BELL AND BOUGHT A I/2 GALLON CARTON OF ICE
CREAM. HER KIDS HAD BEEN BEGGING FOR ICE CREAM EVERY SINCE
THEY LEFT HOME.
WHEN AMANDA GOT TO OUR HOUSE, I WAS TAKING MY SIESTA. SHE
DISHED UP SOME ICE CREAM FOR HER KIDS TO KEEP THEM QUITE SO
THEY WOULDN’T WAKE ME UP. NOW THE KIDS, NOT KNOWING ANY
BETTER, DUG INTO THIS ICE CREAM LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF
STYLE. ANYWAY OVER THE TWO DAYS THEY WERE HERE, THEY ATE ALL
BUT A LITTLE DAB IN THE BOTTOM OF THAT 1/2 GALLON CARTON OF
ICE CREAM.
WHEN THEY WENT HOME I PUT THE REST OF THAT OFF BRAND ICE CREAM
IN LITTLE FOX’S BOWL, BUT SHE WOULDN’T EAT IT EITHER. BUT
THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.
NOW LET ME GET ON WITH TELLING YOU WHY I’M A TRAITOR. ONCE A
YEAR, DURING THE THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, BRAUMS MAKES
EGG NOG FLAVORED ICE CREAM. I LOVE THE RICH, SMOOTH TASTE OF
EGG NOG. SO I BUY ONE 1/2 GALLON CARTON OF BRAUMS EGG NOG ICE
CREAM.
BUT LIKE I SAID TO START WITH, IT’S BLUE BELL’S FAULT. ALL
THEY HAVE TO DO IS MAKE EGG NOG FLAVORED ICE CREAM AND I MIGHT
BE A TRADER BUT I’D NEVER TURN TRAITOR AGAIN.
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