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A TRAITOR ?

 

 

 

I WANT TO TELL YOU I’M A TRAITOR.  NOT THE KIND THAT SWAPS ONE THING FOR ANOTHER BUT ONE THAT IS DISLOYAL. BUT IT’S ONLY ONCE A YEAR AND BESIDES IT’S THEIR FAULT.  I WOULDN’T BE A TRAITOR IF ONLY … OK SO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.  YOU NEVER DO WHEN I START IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY.  SO LET ME GO BACK AND START AT THE BEGINNING.

 

JOHNNIE AND I LIKE ICE CREAM.  THE ONLY BRAND OF ICE CREAM I WILL EAT IS BLUE BELL. 

 

 

 

 

I HAVE EATEN BLUE BELL ICE CREAM SINCE BEFORE THEY RAN THAT COMMERCIAL ON TV WITH THE COW SINGING AND THE LITTLE GIRL RUNNING THROUGH THE FIELD OF FLOWERS.  I JUST WON’T HAVE ANY OTHER BRAND IN THE HOUSE.

 

OH, THERE WAS ONE TIME WE HAD ANOTHER BRAND IN THE HOUSE.  OUR GRAND DAUGHTER, AMANDA WAS COMING TO VISIT WITH HER TWO KIDS (OUR GREAT GRANDKIDS) AND SHE STOPPED AT SOME STORE THAT DIDN’T HAVE BLUE BELL AND BOUGHT A I/2 GALLON CARTON OF ICE CREAM.  HER KIDS HAD BEEN BEGGING FOR ICE CREAM EVERY SINCE THEY LEFT HOME.

 

WHEN AMANDA GOT TO OUR HOUSE, I WAS TAKING MY SIESTA.  SHE DISHED UP SOME ICE CREAM FOR HER KIDS TO KEEP THEM QUITE SO THEY WOULDN’T WAKE ME UP.  NOW THE KIDS, NOT KNOWING ANY BETTER, DUG INTO THIS ICE CREAM LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE.  ANYWAY OVER THE TWO DAYS THEY WERE HERE, THEY ATE ALL BUT A LITTLE DAB IN THE BOTTOM OF THAT 1/2 GALLON CARTON OF ICE CREAM.

 

WHEN THEY WENT HOME I PUT THE REST OF THAT OFF BRAND ICE CREAM IN LITTLE FOX’S BOWL, BUT SHE WOULDN’T EAT IT EITHER.  BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.

 

NOW LET ME GET ON WITH TELLING YOU WHY I’M A TRAITOR.  ONCE A YEAR, DURING THE THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, BRAUMS MAKES EGG NOG FLAVORED ICE CREAM.  I LOVE THE RICH, SMOOTH TASTE OF EGG NOG.  SO I BUY ONE 1/2 GALLON CARTON OF BRAUMS EGG NOG ICE CREAM.

 

BUT LIKE I SAID TO START WITH, IT’S BLUE BELL’S FAULT.  ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS MAKE EGG NOG FLAVORED ICE CREAM AND I MIGHT BE A TRADER BUT I’D NEVER TURN TRAITOR AGAIN.

 

                                        

  BY LOREN MOORE

COPYRIGHT 2005

LOREN

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