A husband and wife were having a quarrel over the

breakfast table.  The quarrel remained unresolved when

it was time to leave for work.  The wife, having

trouble with the zipper on her dress, asked for

assistance.  In a huff, the husband freed the zipper

and then angrily ran it up and down rapidly several



That afternoon, when the wife returned from work, she

saw him lying on his back with his hands and head under

the car working on it.  Still mad about what he had

done that morning, she went over, grasped his zipper

and yanked it up and down several times.  Stomping into

the house, she found her husband drinking a cup of

coffee at the kitchen table.  In great embarrassment,

she explained to him what she had done.  He rushed

outside to find his neighbor, who had offered to fix

his car, out cold.


When the wife had grasped his zipper, he had

reflexively tried to sit up and had knocked himself out

on the frame of the car.




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