Mental Patients




Jim and Mary (a blonde) were both patients in a Mental

One day while they were walking past the hospital

swimming pool. Jim suddenly jumped into the

deep end.

He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's
heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital. He now considered
her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary,

I have some good news and some bad news for you.

The good news is you're being discharged
because since you were able to jump in and save
the life of another patient. I think you've
regained your senses.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved,

hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied,

"He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."




The Riding Accident!

The young blonde was determined to learn how to ride a horse. It had been a life time dream and she was going to make it happen. She gentle lowered herself into the saddle as she grasped the reins.

Once the horse began to move, she soon became comfortable and began to relax. Suddenly, she became off balance........she began to slide out of the saddle......she lost her footing in the stirrup..... and she fell off with her foot tangled in the stirrup and her dress caught on the saddle.

As she lay on her back at the mercy of the horse the crowd looked on expressing their concerns when .....

at last the Kmart employee came out and 

pulled the plug on the merry-go-round!


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,

husky voice the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...
        1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
        2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
        3 - I am a 6 foot tall, 200-pound, blonde woman with a black belt in
        4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
        5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is aprofessional 


"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"