YOU BE THE JUDGE
Grandma bought a new Lexus. Two days later she brought
it back, complaining that the radio didn't work.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this
car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what
you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.
She looked at the radio and said "Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?
"Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of
"On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted
Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole,
she got it.
Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she
pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she
saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her.
She swerved and narrowly missed a head-on collision.
"JACKASS," she muttered.
And, from the radio...."Ladies and gentlemen, the former
President of the United States, Mr. Bill Clinton.