To: BOB'S FUN TIMES #
Having a bad day???
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery...as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m.
So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m.
all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00....Pookie Johnson, the
part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $60,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What!? STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?