Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
    that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
    McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.  "We
    don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at
    the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have
    six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't
    order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
    "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
    I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a
    few items and the lady behind me put her things on the
    belt close to mine.  I picked up one of those
    "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register
    and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get
    mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she
    picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for the
    bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar
    code she said to me "Do you know how much this is?"
    and I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think
    I'll buy that today". She said "OK" and I paid her for
    the things and left. She had no clue to what had just
    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
    floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When
    inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was
    shopping on the Internet and they kept asking
    for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
    her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied,
    "I knew I should have replaced
    the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
    get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a
    distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit
    this?"  "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm
    too?" I asked.  "No, just this remote thingy," she
    answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took
    the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
    "Why don't you drive over there and check about
    batteries, it's a long walk.
    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too
    swift. One day she was typing and turned to a
    secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
    What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"  the
    secretary told her. With that, the intern took her
    last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
    photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
    motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the
    vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing
    generally looked like an extra in "Twister".  I asked
    the manager what had happened. He told me that the
    driver had set the "cruise control" and  then went in
    the back to make a sandwich.
    IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49
    cents.  Two for a dollar.
IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a J C Penney store window:  
cotton gloves 19 cents per pair -- 5 pair $ 1.00
Limit 10 pair per costomer.   
 IDIOTS & COMPUTERS.... My neighbor works in the
    operations department in the central office of a large
    bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
    problems with their computers. One night he  got a
    call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had
    this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of
    my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
    IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE.... I was sitting in my
    science class,when the teacher commented that  the
    next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab
    partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping.
    I explained to her that the amount of daylight
    changes, not the actual amount of time.  Needless to
    say, she was very disappointed.
   Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect
    by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting
    it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message
    "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
    pressed the copy button each time they thought the
    suspect wasn't telling the truth.  Believing the "lie
    detector" was working, the suspect confessed