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CHILDREN'S COMMENTS IN CHURCH

 

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.

As he was coming down the aisle, he would

take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.

While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR,
all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine,
the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard
by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed
and said,
 "I was being the Ring Bear."
 
 
One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was
"acting up" during the morning worship hour. The
parents did their best to maintain some sense of
order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally,
the father picked the little fellow up and walked
sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before
reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one
called out loudly to the congregation
 
"Pray for me!  Pray for me!"
 
 
 

One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive

us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put
trash in our baskets."
 
 
 

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
 
 
 

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children,

as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
 
 

 

A little boy opened the big, and old family Bible with
fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them.
Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up
and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree
that has been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered,
"It's Adam 's suit"
 
 
 

Six-year old Angie , and her four-year old brother,

Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,
sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister
had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
 
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked ,

"Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo, while I asked,
"No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.
 
 
 

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother,

was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking,
"Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The virgin
Mary or the  King James Virgin ?"
 
 
 

A Sunday school class was studying the

"Ten Commandments"
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."

 

 

 

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