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CHILDREN'S COMMENTS IN
CHURCH
A little boy was in a
relative's wedding. |
As he was coming down
the aisle, he would
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take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. |
While facing the
crowd, he would put his
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hands up like claws
and roar. |
So it went, step,
step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR,
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all
the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, |
the crowd was near
tears from laughing so hard
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by the time he
reached the pulpit. |
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed |
and said, |
"I was being
the Ring Bear." |
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One Sunday in a
Midwest City, a young child was
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"acting up" during
the morning worship hour. The
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parents did their best to maintain some sense of |
order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, |
the father picked the
little fellow up and walked
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sternly up the aisle
on his way out. Just before
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reaching the safety
of the foyer, the little one
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called out loudly to the congregation |
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"Pray for me!
Pray for me!" |
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One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive
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us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put
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trash in our
baskets." |
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A
little boy was overheard praying:
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"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, |
don't worry about it. |
I'm having a real
good time like I am." |
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A
Sunday School teacher asked her little children,
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as
they were on the way to church service, |
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" |
One
bright little girl replied, |
"Because people are sleeping." |
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A little boy
opened the big, and old family Bible with |
fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned
them. |
Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up |
and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a
tree |
that has been
pressed in between the pages. |
"Mama, look
what I found," the boy called out. |
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked |
With
astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, |
"It's Adam 's suit" |
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Six-year old
Angie , and her four-year old brother,
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Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, |
sang and talked
out loud. Finally, his big sister
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had had enough. |
"You're not
supposed to talk out loud in church." |
"Why? Who's
going to stop me?" Joel asked |
Angie pointed
to the back of the church and said, |
"See those two
men standing by the door? |
They're hushers." |
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked ,
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"Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?" |
I mentally polished
my halo, while I asked, |
"No, how are we
alike?" |
"You're both old," he
replied. |
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A
ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother,
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was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible. |
Then, one day, she
floored her grandmother by asking, |
"Which Virgin was the
mother of Jesus ? The virgin |
Mary or the King
James Virgin ?" |
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A
Sunday school class was studying the
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"Ten Commandments" |
They were ready to
discuss the last one. |
The teacher asked if
anyone could tell her what it was. |
Susie raised her
hand, stood tall, and quoted, |
"Thou shall not take
the covers off thy neighbor's wife." |
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