DON'T MESS WITH MOM

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,

with a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough,

to put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,

that's taught by Mr. Wright?

It's all about the laws today,

The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,

don't have to cut my hair

No one can tell me what to think,

or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,

and regardless what you say,

I don't have to bow my head,

and I sure don't have to pray.

And if you ever spank me,

I'll charge you with a crime.

I'll back up all my charges,

with the marks on my behind

Don't you ever touch me,

my body's only for my use,

not for your hugs and kisses,

that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,

like your Mama did to you.

That's nothing more than mind control,

And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,

so you can't influence me,

or I'll call Children's Services Division,

better known as C.S.D."

Of course my first instinct was,

to toss him out the door.

But the chance to teach him a lesson.

made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,

I couldn't let this go.

A smile crept upon my face,

he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping,

at the local Goodwill Store.

I told him, "Pick out all you want,

there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.

Who said they didn't care,

if I bought you K-Mart shoes,

instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment,

to take your driver's test.

The C.S.D. Is unconcerned,

so I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop and eat,

or pick up stuff to munch.

And tomorrow you can start to learn

to make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,

and wait till dinner time.

We're having liver and onions,

a favorite dish of mine."

He said "Stop! and rent a movie,

for me to watch on my VCR?"

"Sorry, but I sold your TV,

to buy for new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,

you'll take the couch instead.

The C.S.D. Requires,

is just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,

and I'll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get,

will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,

dirt-bike & roller blades.

Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',

It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,

Why are you on your knees?

Are you asking God to help you out,

instead of C.S.D..?"

FROM MOM . . . (Mean Old Mother)

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