EXASPERATION, CONSTERNATION |
AND
AGGRAVATION |
I CAN’T REMEMBER WHICH
GIRL FROM PEARL SOUP SENT ME THE MESSAGE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE
SEEN THE LIFEBUOY TIN BOX FOR SALE ON EBAY, SO I WROTE THE SAME
MESSAGE TO ABOUT A DOZEN GIRLS.
I ASKED THEM IF THEY
BOUGHT THINGS FROM THE EBAY AUCTION SITE? SEVERAL OF THEM SAID
THEY DID.
THEN I ASKED THEM IF
THEY HAD BOUGHT A LIFEBUOY TIN BOX ON EBAY? HOPING TO FINALLY
FIND OUT WHO HAD BOUGHT THE LIFEBUOY BOX AND HAD IT MAILED TO ME.
ALL OF THEM SAID,“NO,
THEY HAD NOT BOUGHT THE LIFEBUOY BOX AND EVEN IF THEY HAD THEY
WOULDN’T TELL ME.”
ONE OF THE GIRLS EVEN
OFFERED TO BE A DETECTIVE FOR ME AND GO TO EBAY AND SEE IF SEE
COULD FIND OUT WHO BOUGHT THE BOX AND HAD IT SHIPPED TO ME. I
THOUGHT THIS WAS NICE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED SHE WAS ONE OF THE
GIRLS THAT SAID SHE WOULDN’T TELL ME IF IT HAD BEEN HER THAT
BOUGHT THE BOX.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
THESE GIRLS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. OH I KNOW I DIDN’T HAVE FAR TO
GO ANYWAY, BUT I HAVEN’T GONE OVER THE EDGE YET. AT LEAST I DON’T
THINK I HAVE.
BUT THEN HOW WOULD I
KNOW? MAYBE I’M ALREADY CRAZY AS A LOON AND JUST DON’T KNOW IT.
I COULD ASK SOME OF THE GIRLS BUT OUT OF KINDNESS THEY WOULD TELL
ME I WAS ALL RIGHT.
AFTER ALL THEY ARE THE
SAME GIRLS THAT DROVE ME CRAZY IN THE FIRST PLACE.
MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK
TO THAT SPECIAL HOSPITAL AND GET SOME MORE SHOCK TREATMENTS. I
WONDER HOW LONG THAT WOULD TAKE. I WONDER IF ANYONE WOULD MISS
ME. I WONDER IF WHO EVER SENT ME THAT FIRST BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP
CARES WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO ME!
IT’S LEVER BROTHERS
FAULT THAT ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED. IF THEY HADN’T STOPPED MAKING
LIFEBUOY SOAP I WOULD NEVER HAVE WRITTEN THAT FIRST STORY ABOUT
LOSING A FRIEND.
NOW I NOT ONLY HAVE
LOST A FRIEND, I HAVE LOST MY SANITY.
BUT I HAVE A PLAN AND
THAT PLAN IS TO … BUT NO THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A
DIFFERENT TIME.
BY
LOREN
MOORE
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NOTE*
If anyone out there
knows anything about who has disturbed our friend Loren,
please send him a note and let him know. If they get him
back in that special hospital, they may never let him go,
then Johnnie would have to do all his work.
If enough of you
would write him a little note, and tell him, if you enjoy
his misery, or his Texas Tales, just perhaps it might get
his head in the clouds so high, he could forget his
worries over the box. Just click on his name at the bottom
of his writing and write to him. Thank you,
Texas Bob
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