EXASPERATION, CONSTERNATION

AND AGGRAVATION

 

 

 

I CANíT REMEMBER WHICH GIRL FROM PEARL SOUP SENT ME THE MESSAGE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LIFEBUOY TIN BOX FOR SALE ON EBAY, SO I WROTE THE SAME MESSAGE TO ABOUT A DOZEN GIRLS.

 

I ASKED THEM IF THEY BOUGHT THINGS FROM THE EBAY AUCTION SITE?  SEVERAL OF THEM SAID THEY DID. 

 

THEN I ASKED THEM IF THEY HAD BOUGHT A LIFEBUOY TIN BOX ON EBAY?  HOPING TO FINALLY FIND OUT WHO HAD BOUGHT THE LIFEBUOY BOX AND HAD IT MAILED TO ME.

 

ALL OF THEM SAID,ďNO, THEY HAD NOT BOUGHT THE LIFEBUOY BOX AND EVEN IF THEY HAD THEY WOULDNíT TELL ME.Ē

 

ONE OF THE GIRLS EVEN OFFERED TO BE A DETECTIVE FOR ME AND GO TO EBAY AND SEE IF SEE COULD FIND OUT WHO BOUGHT THE BOX AND HAD IT SHIPPED TO ME.  I THOUGHT THIS WAS NICE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED SHE WAS ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT SAID SHE WOULDNíT TELL ME IF IT HAD BEEN HER THAT BOUGHT THE BOX.

 

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?  THESE GIRLS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.  OH I KNOW I DIDNíT HAVE FAR TO GO ANYWAY, BUT I HAVENíT GONE OVER THE EDGE YET.  AT LEAST I DONíT THINK I HAVE.

 

BUT THEN HOW WOULD I KNOW?  MAYBE IíM ALREADY CRAZY AS A LOON AND JUST DONíT KNOW IT.  I COULD ASK SOME OF THE GIRLS BUT OUT OF KINDNESS THEY WOULD TELL ME I WAS ALL RIGHT.

 

AFTER ALL THEY ARE THE SAME GIRLS THAT DROVE ME CRAZY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT SPECIAL HOSPITAL AND GET SOME MORE SHOCK TREATMENTS.  I WONDER HOW LONG THAT WOULD TAKE.  I WONDER IF ANYONE WOULD MISS ME.  I WONDER IF WHO EVER SENT ME THAT FIRST BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP CARES WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO ME!

 

ITíS LEVER BROTHERS FAULT THAT ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED.  IF THEY HADNíT STOPPED MAKING LIFEBUOY SOAP I WOULD NEVER HAVE WRITTEN THAT FIRST STORY ABOUT LOSING A FRIEND.

 

NOW I NOT ONLY HAVE LOST A FRIEND, I HAVE LOST MY SANITY.

 

BUT I HAVE A PLAN AND THAT PLAN IS TO Ö BUT NO THATíS A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.

 

 

  BY LOREN MOORE

COPYRIGHT 2003

 

NOTE*
If anyone out there knows anything about who has disturbed our friend Loren, please send him a note and let him know. If they get him back in that special hospital, they may never let him go, then Johnnie would have to do all his work.
 
If enough of you would write him a little note, and tell him, if you enjoy his misery, or his Texas Tales, just perhaps it might get his head in the clouds so high, he could forget his worries over the box. Just click on his name at the bottom of his writing and write to him.  Thank you, Texas Bob
 

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