couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary and
goes down to their old school. There, in a corner, they hold
hands as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I love
On the way home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car in
front of them. She picks it up and counts $50,000.
The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she hides
it in the attic.
The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They ask,
"Pardon me, did anyone here find any money that fell out of an
armored car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "My wife is lying. She took the money and
hid it in the attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."
So they sit the man down and begin to question him. One FBI
guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our way home
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of