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FOUND IN KITCHENS
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Clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy |
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Kitchen closed - - this chick has had
it!
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Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
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So this isn't Home Sweet Home Adjust! |
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Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer do it yourself! |
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I clean house every other day. Today is the other day! |
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If you write in the dust, please don't date it! |
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~~ I would cook dinner but I can't find the can
opener! ~
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My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! |
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted
life.
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I came, I saw, I decided to order take out
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If you don't like my standards of cooking. Lower your standards. |
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My house doesn't always look like this Some days it's even worse. |
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. ******** |
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A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand and white chocolate in the other. ~~~~~~~ |
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If you can laugh at yourself, you will always be amused. |
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Help keep the kitchen clean EAT OUT |
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Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. |
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*My next
house will have no kitchen
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just vending machines.*
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Shopping forever Housework, never!
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Remember only dull women have immaculate houses.
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Apology
