Having just moved to town, a woman decided that
the first Sunday, she'd
visit the church nearest to her new apartment. She found herself in a
pretty sanctuary, and as the service began, she enjoyed the music
offered by the choir. But when the sermon began, and went on and on
on. In fact, it seemed interminable, and not at all interesting.
Surreptitiously glancing around, she noticed that many in the
congregation were nodding off, and not even trying to stay awake.
Finally it was over, though, and people stood up for the final hymn.
After the service, to be social, she turned to the still sleepy
gentleman next to her, extended her hand in greeting, and said,
I'm Gladys Dunn."
The gentleman replied, "You and me both!"!
This was first sent out early in 99