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I WANA BE A BEAR

 
 
 
 
   
Now mind ya, I aint beleivin in that
reincarnation stuff, but just in case
they knows what they talkin bout.

In this here life I'm a people woman. An iffin
theys right, In my next life, I thinks I wants to
come back here as a bear, a girl bear that is. 
 
When you're a bear, you gets tuh hibernate.
You aint doin nothing but sleepin fer six months. 
I could git along with that.
 
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I'd be goin fer that in a big way too.
  
 When you're a girl bear, you birth yore kids 
(who are the size of walnuts) when you're
asleeping and when ya wakes up, theys partlly
growed up, by then theys cute cuddly cubs.
O man I could really go fer some o that stuff. 
 
Iffin you're a mama bear, everyone knows
you means business. You swat anybody what
buggs ya, or messes wit yore younguns.
 
An iffin yore younguns get out of line,
you swat tem too. I could do that stuff. 
 
If you're a bear, a papa bear knows an is
specting ya gonna wake up growling an 
with a bad notion.
 
He knode afore that you gonna have hairy
legs, and be more fatter'in everbody else,
an it don't matter none. 
 
  Yup...gonna be a bear
 
AUTHOR?  NO ONE WOULD ADMIT IT

 

 

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