THE
LIFEBUOY PHANTOM
IT
HAPPENED AGAIN
HERE
WE GO AGAIN. I GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE IN THE MAIL TODAY. YES
YOU GUESSED IT, ANOTHER BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP.
I’M
BEGINNING TO THINK THERE IS MORE THEN ONE PERSON OUT THERE
DOING THIS TO ME. A COPYCAT LIFEBUOY PHANTOM THAT IS HAVING
FUN AT MY EXPENSE.
IT’S
BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE, BUT TWO, OR THREE OR MAYBE MORE.
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE THE SUSPENSE OF NOT KNOWING WHO
THEY ARE.
MAYBE
I SHOULD CHECK MY WILL AND SEE WHO WOULD BENEFIT MOST IF I
SHOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE. NO, THAT’S SILLY
BECAUSE JOHNNIE IS THE ONLY ONE IN MY WILL AND SHE WOULD
NEVER DO THIS TO ME.
WOULD
SHE?
OF
COURSE NOT, AT LEAST I DON’T THINK SO. WHO ELSE WOULD
THOUGHT?
ANYWAY
THE PACKAGE WAS ADDRESS TO ME AND IT HAD A RETURN ADDRESS
WITCH WAS: APF-PRO; 36824 ELLIS ST.; NEW BOSTON, MI 48164;
USA. NOW WHAT DID THE USA IN THE ADDRESS MEAN? SURE I KNOW
THAT NEW BOSTON, MI IS IN THE USA BUT WHY WAS USA IN THE
ADDRESS?
WELL I
DID MY BEST TO FIND A PHONE NUMBER. BUT THAT’S A WHOLE
NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.
I
DIDN’T FIND A PHONE NUMBER. SO I WROTE A LETTER TO THE
RETURN ADDRESS. ASKING WHY THEY HAD SENT ME A BAR OF
LIFEBUOY SOAP?
THEY
DIDN’T ANSWER. NOT THAT I WAS EXPECTING THEM TO DO SO. I
WONDER IF THIS IS WHERE THE PHANTOM OR A COPYCAT LIVES. HOW
AM I EVER GOING TO FIND OUT?
NONE
OF MY UNDERCOVER DETECTIVES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND OUT
ANYTHING, AND I DON’T THINK THE FBI WOULD BE INTERESTED IN
HELPING ME. THE CIA IS NOT SUPPOSE TO OPERATE INSIDE THE
U.S. SO THEY ARE OUT.
I JUST
DON’T KNOW WHERE TO TURN. MAYBE THERE WON’T BE ANY MORE
PACKAGES, BUT I’M NOT BETTING ON IT. WE WILL JUST HAVE TO
WAIT AND SEE.