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THE LIFEBUOY PHANTOM

 

 

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

 

 

 

HERE WE GO AGAIN.  I GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE IN THE MAIL TODAY.  YES YOU GUESSED IT, ANOTHER BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP.

 

I’M BEGINNING TO THINK THERE IS MORE THEN ONE PERSON OUT THERE DOING THIS TO ME.  A COPYCAT LIFEBUOY PHANTOM THAT IS HAVING FUN AT MY EXPENSE.

 

IT’S BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE, BUT TWO, OR THREE OR MAYBE MORE.  HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE THE SUSPENSE OF NOT KNOWING WHO THEY ARE.

 

MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK MY WILL AND SEE WHO WOULD BENEFIT MOST IF I SHOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE.  NO, THAT’S SILLY BECAUSE JOHNNIE IS THE ONLY ONE IN MY WILL AND SHE WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME. 

 

WOULD SHE?

 

OF COURSE NOT, AT LEAST I DON’T THINK SO.  WHO ELSE WOULD THOUGHT?

 

ANYWAY THE PACKAGE WAS ADDRESS TO ME AND IT HAD A RETURN ADDRESS WITCH WAS: APF-PRO; 36824 ELLIS ST.; NEW BOSTON, MI 48164; USA.  NOW WHAT DID THE USA IN THE ADDRESS MEAN?  SURE I KNOW THAT NEW BOSTON, MI IS IN THE USA BUT WHY WAS USA IN THE ADDRESS?

 

WELL I DID MY BEST TO FIND A PHONE NUMBER.  BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.

 

I DIDN’T FIND A PHONE NUMBER.  SO I WROTE A LETTER TO THE RETURN ADDRESS.  ASKING WHY THEY HAD SENT ME A BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP?

THEY DIDN’T ANSWER.  NOT THAT I WAS EXPECTING THEM TO DO SO.  I WONDER IF THIS IS WHERE THE PHANTOM OR A COPYCAT LIVES.  HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND OUT?

 

NONE OF MY UNDERCOVER DETECTIVES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND OUT ANYTHING, AND I DON’T THINK THE FBI WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HELPING ME.  THE CIA IS NOT SUPPOSE TO OPERATE INSIDE THE U.S. SO THEY ARE OUT.

 

I JUST DON’T KNOW WHERE TO TURN.  MAYBE THERE WON’T BE ANY MORE PACKAGES, BUT I’M NOT BETTING ON IT.  WE WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

 

 

  BY LOREN MOORE

COPYRIGHT 1999

 

LOREN

 SEE YA

 

 

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