LIFEBUOY SAGA PREMIER
IN THE LAST EPISODE OF THE LIFEBUOY SAGAS LAST SPRING THERE
WERE THREE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS. THOSE QUESTIONS WERE:
1.
WILL LOREN EVER FIND OUT
WHO SENT THE TWO BARS OF LIFEBUOY SOAP AND THE LIFEBUOY SOAP
TIN BOX TO HIM?
2.
WILL LOREN HAVE TO GO
BACK TO THAT SPECIAL HOSPITAL?
3.
WILL THERE EVER BE A
WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME?
WE WILL SEE IF THIS SEASONS EPISODES ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.
THE WAY IT LOOKS RIGHT NOW THE LIFEBUOY SAGAS ARE GOING TO BE
SEMPITERNAL LIKE “ALL MY CHILDREN, GENERAL HOSPITAL” OR SOME
OF THE OTHER DAY TIME SOAP OPERAS. SO HERE IS THIS SEASONS
PREMIER.
THE LIFEBUOY PHANTOM
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN. I GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE IN THE MAIL. IT
HAD A BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP IN IT. THE PACKAGE WAS MAILED IN
GLADEWATER, TEXAS, MY OLD HOME TOWN. IT HAD A RETURN ADDRESS
ON IT THAT READ “1950 MEMORY LANE” BUT THERE IS NO MEMORY LANE
IN GLADEWATER. I CALLED CITY HALL TO MAKE SURE.
THERE WAS A NOTE IN THE PACKAGE WITH THE BAR OF SOAP. IT
SAID;
“HELLO, IT’S ME AGAIN. THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN ON A TYPEWRITER
SO DO NOT LET YOUR DETECTIVE WASTE TIME TRYING TO IDENTIFY A
TYPEWRITER. THE PAPER IS CLEAN (NO FINGERPRINTS OR
IDENTIFYING MARKS). IT IS XEROX PREMIUM MULTI-PURPOSE PAPER
THAT MAY BE PURCHASED AT ANY DISCOUNT CENTER. DO NOT ADMIT
YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL. IF YOU AND/OR YOUR DETECTIVE DO NOT
SOLVE THIS MYSTERY WITHIN 30 DAYS I WILL REVEAL MY IDENTITY
(IF I STILL KNOW WHO I AM).”
IT WAS SIGNED “THE LIFEBUOY PHANTOM” AND I AM BEGINNING TO
BELIEVE IN PHANTOMS.
I’M STILL WAITING FOR THE 30 DAYS TO BE OVER BUT I DON’T KNOW
WHITHER TO BELIEVE THE PHANTOM OR NOT. IF HE/SHE HAS KEPT
HIS/HER IDENTITY SECRET THIS LONG WHY REVEAL HIS/HER SELF NOW.
ANOTHER THING, IS THE PHANTOM THE ONE WHO SENT ME THE LIFEBUOY
SOAP TIN BOX? THAT COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE ALTOGETHER.
THEN THERE IS SOMETHING I’VE BEEN KEEPING SECRET ALL THIS
TIME. I RECEIVED TWO BARS OF LIFEBUOY SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS
2001. THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT DIDN’T COME IN THE MAIL IT JUST
SHOWED UP UNDER OUR CHRISTMAS TREE WRAPPED IN CHRISTMAS PAPER
WITH A BIG RED BOW ON IT.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOHNNIE IS IN ON THE CONSPIRACY? I DON’T
THINK SO. I’VE LIVED WITH HER TO LONG FOR HER TO GET AWAY
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR THIS LONG. BELIEVE ME I WOULD
KNOW. YOU CAN’T STAY MARRIED TO SOMEONE FOR 52 YEARS WITHOUT
GETTING INTO THEIR MIND.
BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.
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