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LIFEBUOY SAGA PREMIER

 

 

 

IN THE LAST EPISODE OF THE LIFEBUOY SAGAS LAST SPRING THERE WERE THREE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.  THOSE QUESTIONS WERE:

 

1.         WILL LOREN EVER FIND OUT WHO SENT THE TWO BARS OF LIFEBUOY SOAP AND THE LIFEBUOY SOAP TIN BOX TO HIM?

2.         WILL LOREN HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT SPECIAL HOSPITAL?

3.         WILL THERE EVER BE A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME?    

 

WE WILL SEE IF THIS SEASONS EPISODES ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.  THE WAY IT LOOKS RIGHT NOW THE LIFEBUOY SAGAS ARE GOING TO BE SEMPITERNAL LIKE “ALL MY CHILDREN, GENERAL HOSPITAL” OR SOME OF THE OTHER DAY TIME SOAP OPERAS.  SO HERE IS THIS SEASONS PREMIER.

 

 

THE LIFEBUOY PHANTOM

 

IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN.  I GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE IN THE MAIL.  IT HAD A BAR OF LIFEBUOY SOAP IN IT.  THE PACKAGE WAS MAILED IN GLADEWATER, TEXAS, MY OLD HOME TOWN.  IT HAD A RETURN ADDRESS ON IT THAT READ “1950 MEMORY LANE” BUT THERE IS NO MEMORY LANE IN GLADEWATER.  I CALLED CITY HALL TO MAKE SURE.

 

THERE WAS A NOTE IN THE PACKAGE WITH THE BAR OF SOAP.  IT SAID;

 

“HELLO, IT’S ME AGAIN.  THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN ON A TYPEWRITER SO DO NOT LET YOUR DETECTIVE WASTE TIME TRYING TO IDENTIFY A TYPEWRITER.  THE PAPER IS CLEAN (NO FINGERPRINTS OR IDENTIFYING MARKS).  IT IS XEROX PREMIUM MULTI-PURPOSE PAPER THAT MAY BE PURCHASED AT ANY DISCOUNT CENTER.  DO NOT ADMIT YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL.  IF YOU AND/OR YOUR DETECTIVE DO NOT SOLVE THIS MYSTERY WITHIN 30 DAYS I WILL REVEAL MY IDENTITY (IF I STILL KNOW WHO I AM).”

 

IT WAS SIGNED “THE LIFEBUOY PHANTOM” AND I AM BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IN PHANTOMS. 

 

I’M STILL WAITING FOR THE 30 DAYS TO BE OVER BUT I DON’T KNOW WHITHER TO BELIEVE THE PHANTOM OR NOT.  IF HE/SHE HAS KEPT HIS/HER IDENTITY SECRET THIS LONG WHY REVEAL HIS/HER SELF NOW.

 

ANOTHER THING, IS THE PHANTOM THE ONE WHO SENT ME THE LIFEBUOY SOAP TIN BOX?  THAT COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE ALTOGETHER. 

 

THEN THERE IS SOMETHING I’VE BEEN KEEPING SECRET ALL THIS TIME.  I RECEIVED TWO BARS OF LIFEBUOY SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS 2001.  THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT DIDN’T COME IN THE MAIL IT JUST SHOWED UP UNDER OUR CHRISTMAS TREE WRAPPED IN CHRISTMAS PAPER WITH A BIG RED BOW ON IT.

 

DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOHNNIE IS IN ON THE CONSPIRACY?  I DON’T THINK SO.  I’VE LIVED WITH HER TO LONG FOR HER TO GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR THIS LONG.  BELIEVE ME I WOULD KNOW.  YOU CAN’T STAY MARRIED TO SOMEONE FOR 52 YEARS WITHOUT GETTING INTO THEIR MIND.

 

BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY FOR A DIFFERENT TIME.

 

 

  BY LOREN MOORE

COPYRIGHT 2003

 

LOREN

 SEE YA

 

 

 

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