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"MY
SENILITY PRAYER"
God grant
me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good
fortune to run into the ones that I do,
and the
eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that
I'm 'older' (but I refuse to grow up ...), here's what I've
discovered:
ONE
I started
out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO
My wild
oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
THREE
I finally
got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
FOUR
Funny, I
don't remember being absent minded...
FIVE
All
reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
SIX
If all is
not lost, where is it?
SEVEN
It is
easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
EIGHT
Some days
you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
NINE
I wish the
buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
TEN
Kids in
the back seat cause accidents.
ELEVEN
Accidents
in the back seat cause...kids.
TWELVE
It's hard to
make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
THIRTEEN
Only time
the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
FOURTEEN
If God
wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
FIFTEEN
When I'm
finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
play chess?
AUTHOR
UNKNOWN
THANKS ED FOR
SHARING
 MUSIC: MAKE THE WORLD GO AWAY
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