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'Twas The Night Before

Christmas...  For Moms

 


 

'Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the abode

Only one creature was stirring,

and she was cleaning the commode.

 

The children were finally sleeping 

all snug in their beds,

while Visions of Nintendo and

Barbie flipped through their heads.

 

The dad was snoring

in front of the TV,

With a half-constructed bicycle
 propped on his knee.
 
So only Mom heard the
reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh,
 "Now what is the matter?"
 
With the toilet bowl brush
still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs
 and saw the old man.
 
He was covered with ashes and soot,
which fell with a shrug,
"Oh, great," muttered Mom,
"now I have to clean the rug."
 
"Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa,
"I'm glad you're awake,
your gift was especially
difficult to make."
 

"Thanks, Santa,

but all I want is time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled,
"So, I've made you a clone."
 
"A clone?" she muttered,
"What good is that?"
"Run along, Santa,
I've no time for chit chat."
 
Then out walked the clone -
The Mother's twin;
Same hair, same eyes,
same double chin.
 
"She'll cook, she'll dust,
she'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy,
watch The Young and The Restless."
 
"Fantastic!" the Mom cheered.
"My dream has come true!"
"I'll shop, I'll read,
I'll sleep a whole night through!"
 
From the room above,
the youngest did fret.
"Mommy? Come quickly,
I'm scared and I'm wet."
 
The clone replied,
"I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the Mom smiled,
"she sure knows her part."
 
The clone changed the small one
and hummed her a tune,
as she bundled the child
in a blanket cocoon.
 
"You're the best mommy ever. 
I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed,
"And I love you, too."
 
The Mom frowned and said,
"Sorry, Santa, it's no deal.
That's my child's love
she is trying to steal."
 
Smiling wisely, Santa said,
"To me it is clear,
Only one loving Mother
 is needed here."
 
The Mom kissed her child
and tucked her in bed.
"Thank you, Santa,
for clearing my head.
 
I sometimes forget,
it won't be very long,
when they'll be too old
for my cradle and song."
 
The clock on the mantle
began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone,
"It works every time."
 
With the clone by his side,
Santa said, "Good night.
Merry Christmas, dear Mom,
you will be all right."
 


By . . . Karen Spiegler
(Originally published in December 1993 issue of M
anic Moms)
 


One of the greatest gifts God can give is our children -
just as God's greatest Gift came as a child.

During these crazy weeks before Christmas, as you shop and bake and clean and decorate and mail cards. . . think of this as a reminder to take a moment for extra hugs and kisses and make sure your children know how much you love them. That's what it's all about anyway, right?

 

 

DEDICATED TO ALL MOMS, THE WORLD OVER

Merry Christmas !

 

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