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Iím not fat or overweight,
Iím abdominally well endowed;
And Iím certainly inconspicuous,
I donít Ďstand outí in a crowd.

My avoirdupois although generous,
Does not cause people to stare;
And let me tell you all right here,
It cost a fortune to put it there.

My arms and legs are thin enough,
You should see me dressed in shorts;
I most certainly donít rate a second, Glance,like all those Ďbeach bumí sorts.

So although I may be pear shaped,
You can see just what Iíve got;
And let me tell you all right now,
Boy, Iíve got a bloody lot.

After careful consideration,
I have come to the conclusion,
That I really am a handsome bloke,
Not an optical illusion.

For, looking like I do,
Iím really not Ďthe pitsí,
So just remember all of you,
ĎWhat you sees, is what you gits.í

BY THE OLD TIMER

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