"Taxes" |
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BASEBALL
AND TAX CUTS!!
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts (and you are
not alone), maybe this will help explain it for you:
50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund
was then due. The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional
Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts
based on the Democrat National Committee's
interpretation of fairness.
After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person paid
for the tickets, most of the money would go to the ticket holders of the
most expensive tickets. That would be unconscionable.
People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less money to
spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit." Persons "earn" it by
demonstrating little ambition, few skills and poor work habits, thus
keeping them at entry-level wages.
People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.
People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot
of money and don't need a refund. If they can afford a $50 ticket, then
they must not be paying enough.
People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because they
have way too much to spend.
The people driving (or walking) by the stadium who couldn't afford to go
to the game will get $10 each, even though they didn't pay anything,
because they need the most help. (Sometimes known as Affirmative Action)
Now do you understand? If not, contact Representative Richard Gephardt,
Senator Tom Daschle or Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance. |
A few of the taxes Californians pay
Accounts Receivable Tax. |
Building Permit Tax.
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Fee to dispose of plastic
bottles Tax. |
Fees to protect Gnat
Snatchers Tax |
Fees to protect Kangaroo
Rats Tax |
Fees to protect Forked
Toed Lizards Tax |
Fee to dispose of
aluminum cans Tax. + recyclers buy them |
Sewer connection fees
Tax.
Capital Gains Tax.
CDL license Tax.
Cigarette Tax.
Corporate Income Tax.
Court Fines (indirect taxes).
Dog License Tax.
Federal Income Tax.
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA).
Fishing License Tax.
Food License Tax.
Fuel permit tax.
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon).
Hunting License Tax |
Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax.
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax).
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax).
Liquor Tax.
Local Income Tax.
Luxury Taxes.
Marriage License Tax.
Medicare Tax.
Property Tax.
Real Estate Tax.
Septic Permit Tax.
Service charge taxes.
Social Security Tax.
Road usage taxes (Truckers).
State, County, & City
Sales Taxes.
Recreational Vehicle Tax.
Road Toll Booth Taxes.
School Tax.
State Income Tax.
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA).
Telephone federal excise tax.
Telephone federal universal service fee tax.
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes.
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax.
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax.
Telephone state and local tax.
Telephone usage charge tax.
Toll Bridge Taxes.
Toll Tunnel Taxes.
Traffic Fines (indirect taxation).
Trailer registration tax.
Utility Taxes.
Vehicle License Registration Tax.
Vehicle Sales Tax.
Watercraft registration Tax.
Well Permit Tax.
Workers Compensation Tax. |
Recently, Riverside County,
California has imposed a $6,600.00 Tax on every new home buyer to handle
traffic, because all the road tax money has been squandered on other
things.
COMMENTS: Not one of
these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous
in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What changed?
If this is how you like to see
things done, be sure to
vote for one of the ten Democrats running for President in 2004
If you are offended by
facts, you have my deepest sympathy. |
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