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 BASEBALL AND TAX CUTS!!



If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts (and you are not alone), maybe this will help explain it for you:

50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund was then due. The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts based on the Democrat National Committee's
interpretation of fairness.

After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the ticket holders of the most expensive tickets. That would be unconscionable.

People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less money to spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit."  Persons "earn" it by demonstrating little ambition, few skills and poor work habits, thus keeping them at entry-level wages.

People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.

People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of money and don't need a refund. If they can afford a $50 ticket, then they must not be paying enough.

People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because they have way too much to spend.

The people driving (or walking) by the stadium who couldn't afford to go to the game will get $10 each, even though they didn't pay anything, because they need the most help. (Sometimes known as Affirmative Action)

Now do you understand? If not, contact Representative Richard Gephardt, Senator Tom Daschle or Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance.



A few of the taxes  Californians pay
 

Accounts Receivable Tax.

Building Permit Tax.

Fee to dispose of plastic bottles  Tax.

Fees to protect Gnat Snatchers  Tax

Fees to protect Kangaroo Rats  Tax

Fees to protect Forked Toed Lizards  Tax

Fee to dispose of aluminum cans  Tax. + recyclers buy them

Sewer connection fees  Tax.
Capital Gains Tax.
CDL license Tax.
Cigarette Tax.
Corporate Income Tax.
Court Fines (indirect taxes).
Dog License Tax.
Federal Income Tax.
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA).
Fishing License Tax.
Food License Tax.
Fuel permit tax.
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon).
Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax.
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax).
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax).
Liquor Tax.
Local Income Tax.
Luxury Taxes.
Marriage License Tax.
Medicare Tax.
Property Tax.
Real Estate Tax.
Septic Permit Tax.
Service charge taxes.
Social Security Tax.
Road usage taxes (Truckers).
State, County, & City Sales Taxes.
Recreational Vehicle Tax.
Road Toll Booth Taxes.
School Tax.
State Income Tax.
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA).
Telephone federal excise tax.
Telephone federal universal service fee tax.
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes.
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax.
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax.
Telephone state and local tax.
Telephone usage charge tax.
Toll Bridge Taxes.
Toll Tunnel Taxes.
Traffic Fines (indirect taxation).
Trailer registration tax.
Utility Taxes.
Vehicle License Registration Tax.
Vehicle Sales Tax.
Watercraft registration Tax.
Well Permit Tax.
Workers Compensation Tax.

Recently, Riverside County, California has imposed a $6,600.00 Tax on every new home buyer to handle traffic, because all the road tax money has been squandered on other things.

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
 

What changed?
 

If this is how you like to see things done, be sure to vote for one of the ten Democrats running for President in 2004

 If you are offended by facts, you have my deepest sympathy.

 

 
 

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