"BAD
DAY?......THINK AGAIN!"
The
following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
A man was
working on his motorcycle on
his patio and
his wife was in the
house in the
kitchen. The man was
racing the
engine on the
motorcycle and
somehow the motorcycle
slipped into
gear.
The man, still
holding the handlebars, was
dragged through
a glass patio door and
along with the
motorcycle dumped onto
the floor
inside the house.
The wife,
hearing the crash, ran into
the dining
room, and
found her
husband laying on the floor,
cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle laying
next to him and
the patio door shattered.
The wife ran to
the phone and summoned
an ambulance.
Because they lived on
a fairly large
hill, the wife went down
the several
flights of long steps to the
street to
direct the paramedics to her
husband.
After the
ambulance arrived and transported
the husband to
the hospital, the wife
uprighted the
motorcycle and pushed
it outside.
Seeing that gas
had spilled on the floor,
the wife
obtained some paper towels,
blotted the
gasoline, and threw the towels
in the toilet.
The husband was treated at
the hospital
and was released to come
home.
After arriving
home, he looked at the
shattered patio
door
and the damage
done to his motorcycle.
He became
despondent, went into
the bathroom,
sat on the
toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing
the cigarette, he flipped
it between his
legs into the toilet bowl
while still
seated. The wife, who was in
the kitchen,
heard a loud explosion
and her husband
screaming. She ran
into the
bathroom and found her husband
lying on the
floor.
His trousers
had been blown away and
he was
suffering burns on the buttocks,
the back of his
legs and his groin.
The wife again
ran to the phone and
called for an
ambulance. The same
ambulance crew
was dispatched and the
wife met them
at the street. The
paramedics
loaded the husband on the
stretcher and
began carrying him to
the street.
While they were going
down the stairs
to the street accompanied
by the wife,
one of the paramedics
asked the wife
how the
husband had
burned himself. She told
them and the
paramedics started laughing
so hard, one of
them tipped the stretcher
and dumped the
husband out. He fell
down the
remaining steps and broke
his arm.
So, the next
time you think you are having
a bad day~~
Think again~~It
could be worse..!
